Monday, March 09, 2009

Breastfeeding Joke!

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, "Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk," worth 70 points or none at all. One student was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote:

1.) It is perfect formula for the child.

2.) It provides immunity against several diseases.

3.) It is always the right temperature.

4.) It is inexpensive.

5.) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.

6.) It is always available as needed.

And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote:

7.) It comes in cute containers.

He got an A.

Thanks Linda! I needed a good laugh this morning!!!

4 comments:

Shamae (Ghost written by Loren her hubby) said...

LOL that is really cute!! Sari is such a beautiful baby! I can't believe how much hair they always come out having!

Noodle said...

thanks needed a good laugh!

Anonymous said...

Heather/Nash: Thanks for the pictures. Being away from you all is hard and I still think I have the best looking grandkds in the world. Everything is going well here, I hope you are feeling more rested now that Sari is sleeping for a longer period. Kiss my girls for me and wrestle with the Boy. See you in about a week - tell Anya and RaeRae that POPS went shopping!!! Love you all.
Dad (i.e. Pops)

Lynners said...

Ha! That's great! Thanks for that. I love all the snuggly sleeping pics!